Swear Bear Plush
Swear Bears got their start as a short animated cartoon on the web. It has developed a cult following that has sold out many, many runs of bears that will never be produced again. But not to fret, Toy Vault hopes to expand the selection greatly and continue to produce Swear Bears into the far future. They have several bears in the development stage that should shock even some of the most hard-core Swear Bear fans!
Toy Vault acquired this license recently and has started a line of Swear Bears to help fulfill everyone's desire to hear cute stuffed animals swear like a sailor. So if your stuffed animal just doesn't seem to want to curse enough be sure to pick one of these naughty bears up. He will be more than happy to tell you to "Go F*&! yourself" or sing a very colorful rendition of "Happy Birthday F*&! you!" while clad in his own "Birthday Suit"
Rude crude and full of attitude, these aren't the bears you want to bring home to mom. Standing a timid 6 inches tall and barley 4 inches wide, this bear is packed with insults. This cute little plush bear looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one that you may want to say "Eat sh*t and die, motherf*cker", "Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself", and more.
Singing Happy Birthday Plush Bear (Swear Bear) -- This adorable birthday plush bear would love to sing the Happy Birthday song to you. When you squeeze him he sings "Happy Birthday F*ck You, Happy Birthday..." etc. Not intended for children, works better for teenagers and adults. So for those of you brave enough to handle this filthy mouthed little Bear, good luck. I would suggest not bringing him home to the family, leave him at work away from the children as they may pick up his bad habits, we will try to get the next ones right. He is adorable in his Birthday suit, complete with Bow for a bit of modesty and his Birthday hat ready for a party.